Possible Side Effects

 

 

May include: dilated pupils, a runny or stuffy

anus, burning nipples, phosphorescent vomit,

exploding blood vessels.  See your doctor

as soon as possible if you experience obvious

shrinkage, heavy ear bleeds, overnight toe growth,

frequent neck sweats, elongation of eye sockets,

or blackened tongue.  Visit an emergency physician

for ribcage collapse, genital reversal, spotted blue

skin, persistent eye pus, sudden incontinence, acute

sensitivity to voices, or sympathetic pregnancy.  In

rare cases, complete loss of motor function may occur. 

NOTE: This medicine is not excreted in tear ducts. 

An allergic reaction is likely in a low percentage

of users but could lead to complete neurological

cell death.  Do not share this medication with family

members or friends.  The prescription will not be

necessary for an extended time.

Road Rage

He’s not interested in your random acts of

kindness, or watching you watch yourself smooth

hairs in the mirror.  Somewhere, doors are

closing like coffin lids.  Silverware is taking

its seat.  Films are starting and ending without

hesitation as you stop then go, turn Left, no,

Right.  The sky will fall and resurrect by the time

he drives around you and glares like God at the end

of the world with no previews and no credits –

and when he hits the second construction cone,

you bet he'll sacrifice his passenger door to make the next

tight squeeze.